J-Man Champions Craigslist, Part I

*Jason links Jam to an ad selling lightly used baby clothes*
*Jam makes a face*

Jason: I am telling you...there's an endless supply of baby's clothes we can get for cheap because babies grow out of them so quickly.

Jam: OK FINE but please let me buy a few outfits to dress my own baby.

Jason: People will love our baby for its personality, not its clothes!

Jam: I DO NOT CARE I WANT TO DRESS MY OWN BABY THAT IS THE DREAM YOU CANNOT TAKE THAT AWA--

Jason: Okay.